The Remaining 7 Wonders of the World

Pratibha Patel:

She is the Wonder of the Wonders because she is been only creating Wonders even before being the Wonder President.
Her innate ability to talk to spirits and has given her Ghost writers a run for their Money.
Also one can expect her to be busier than Kalam because unlike Kalam she will be meeting with LATE ministers (e.g. Mohammed Ali Jinnah, Lord Mountbatten) apart from former and ex Ministers.
Also she has promised that Beating the Retreat ceremony at the Republic day which she presides on would be replaced by Beating of Bhairon Singh Shekhawat…dhum.. dhum


Rajnikanth:

The Queen of England was obliged to confer the Honorary Sir title to him.
His extra flexible this side up stunts can induce inferiority complex and can give one sleepless night.
Tom Cruise Mission Impossible series might soon be passé owing to mesmerizing dialogue delivery of Rajnikanth.
Down South, the mass following of Rajni is so rampant that the Sponsors of the Red and White bravery awards have withdrawn the prize money because every single maadi had started imitating him in south and was filing for the bravery award….



Geoff Lawson:

He will be the new Pakistan Cricket Coach, replacing Late Bob Woolmer. He is pretty ecstatic about his new contract since his contract has no “Date of Expiry clause”, as was there in Woolmer’s.
In the lawless Pakistan team Lawson will face challenges like, Shohab Akhtar erratic behavior, Inzammam’s ever reluctance to run and making sure that Geoff doesn’t stay alone in a hotel room after Pakistan looses a world cup match….

The Pakistan cricket team has had eight coaches in the past 11 years.




Paris Hilton:

If you a paparazzi and have declining sales, start writing about her, about any thing, her snoring rate, her split ends, her dog’s biscuit company annual sales. You will make a fortune. Even if you have a 999 channel TV you just cannot escape the dumb blonde.






NRI, Sant Singh Chatwal:

Chatwal, who thinks that the capital of Punjab is New York (and not Canada), is the right hand of Hilary Clinton (That doesn’t necessarily mean Bill Clinton is the Left one).
After Hilary wins the Presidential election, Singh hopes to replace America’s Vice President Post with Akali Dal leader Prakash Singh Badal, the Defense Minister’s post with Derra Saccha Sauda Chief and the most important of all The Public Relation Ministers Post with Navjot Singh Sidhu.




The Ever Dropping Dollar:

With the present trend, the day is not far when 1Rs =$40. Apart from Economic disaster it well caste on the world there would be some cultural issues like Americans migrating to India. That would mean India would issue Green cards and America Ration Cards Punjab would go to America; Canada will come to India, another Punjab.
Above all, India would get Paris Hilton; America would get Rakhi Sawant. Now that will be a cultural shock…




Karunanidhi, The TN CM

The brand Ambassador of stock clearance stock of Ray Ban goggles. This man is more than just a chief minister. Last heard he is in talk with varies political parties to start a Rock Band. That would include Jyoti Basu( lead Guitarist) , Chandra Babu Naidu( flute player ) and MK Stalin ( Saxophone )
And the name of the band: Jay Lolitta..